What does the NFL get right that other sports don't?

Hey there sports fans! In the vast universe of sports, the NFL seems to have cracked the code on a few things that leave other sports scratching their helmets, or should I say, heads! All eyes are on their impeccable scheduling - one game a week builds up great anticipation, a real cliffhanger like in those old-timey movies! Then there's the parity, oh boy, the parity! The NFL's salary cap and draft system means any team can turn from zero to hero, a real Cinderella story every season. It's like your favorite underdog movie, but in real life, and with a lot of more sweat! And let's not forget the Super Bowl, it's not just a game, it's a national holiday! Now, if only other sports could borrow a page from the NFL's playbook.